Welcome, seeker of arcane wisdom. You have reached the esteemed Department of Unnecessary Prophets, a bastion of bureaucratic obfuscation and red tape.
We are currently experiencing a critical delay in our prophetic services due to unforeseen circumstances, including, but not limited to: uncooperative divine intervention, unpredictable celestial weather patterns, and a mild case of existential dread.
Please be patient, as our prophets are currently in a state of profound contemplation. We will contact you as soon as we can provide a definitive answer to the question of the ages: "When will I get my socks done?"